The Real Housewives of Beverley Hills star Brandi Glanville has taken to social media to express her thirst for Armie Hammer and girl, read the fucking room.
The move comes as the whole world is on standby for a reportedly explosive news story that is set to be released about the controversial actor, which has so far been described as “really bad” and is said to be the reason his publicist and manager stopped working with him.
Rumours have already started swirling in anticipation of the story, with allegations ranging from legitimate cannibalism, to some wild (and unfounded) claims that he buried bodies in the desert. It’s absolute madness.
But if you thought that was enough to ~maybe~ stop being thirsty for him, think again because Glanville took to Twitter to do just that overnight.
“Dear Armie Hammer, You can have my rib cage. How do you just keep getting hotter and hotter,” she wrote, hashtagging #letsbbbq.
Glanville then doubled down on the tweet that should well and truly send her to horny jail, confirming that she’s “not sorry.”
“I’m not sorry I don’t take it back it was a fucking joke clearly I need my rib cage but maybe he can have one my kidneys,” the RHOBH star and podcast host tweeted. “Get some hobbies.”
Glanville’s comments come just moments before the highly-anticipated expose on Hammer is reportedly set to drop.
I bet we’re about to find out Armie Hammer is the Zodiac Killer
— Kaila Sarah Hier (@cleverrgirrl) February 6, 2021
Hammer has repeatedly denied allegations from his ex partners, telling US Weekly that “any interactions with this person, or any partner of his, were completely consensual in that they were fully discussed, agreed upon, and mutually participatory. The stories being perpetuated in the media are a misguided attempt to present a one-sided narrative with the goal of tarnishing Mr. Hammer’s reputation, and communications from the individuals involved prove that.”
We’ll be sure to update you as information becomes available.
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