Alright guys, this is it – the logical conclusion of Bill Shorten‘s dismal ratings has officially been reached (y’know, apart from the imminently approaching date when Labor dumps him for someone – anyone – more popular than an artisan turd sandwich).
Comedian Huw Parkinson, a PEDESTRIAN.TV Blogster nominee who’s area of expertise is pop culture / Auspol mash-ups, has immortalised this moment in political history by seamlessly inserting Bill Shorten trying to defend his seriously crap polls into the SEMINAL early ’00s film Zoolander.
We bring you: Bill Shorten’s Zoolander. This, my friends, is art.
Malcolm Hansel / Malcolm Turnbull. He’s so hot right now. That’s not even an (admittedly lazy) reference – the latest polls showed Malcs crushing Bill as preferred PM, with 67% of the votes to Shorten’s 21%.
And as far as approval ratings go, Turnbull’s sitting safe with an approval rating of 68%, while Shorten has reached new lows with 32%.
Exclusive footage of Bill Shorten trying to find someone to vote for him:
