It’s only Saturday night, but already the undisputed champion of the weekend is Egg Boy, the unnamed teen who managed to smack an egg onto the racist pate of that odious shitheel Fraser Anning at a conservative rally in Melbourne this afternoon.
Coming a close second is everyone who immediately leapt on the opportunity to make an absolute bucketload of EggBoi memes, all of which are simply golden and should be preserved in some kind of enormous ovoid memorial.
Here are just some of our favourites from the fine citizens at Twitter:
— Senator Briggs (@Briggs) March 16, 2019
— Tal Waterhouse (@iiTalW) March 16, 2019
Q. What’s Fraser Anning’s favourite thing about eggs?
A. The whites
— DukeLongley (@DukeLongley) March 16, 2019
— Rhys Muldoon (@rhysam) March 16, 2019
The egg boy posted in a fb group I'm in that he was gonna do it and he actually did it the absolute mad man!
— Stephen, 300IQ NERF Warrior (@StevieDaGamer) March 16, 2019
friendship over with man who headbutted tony abbott, now egg boy is my new best friend https://t.co/XiBjoEeVH5
— Hayden Davies (@haydendavies) March 16, 2019
— tinyelbows (@tinyelbows_) March 16, 2019
— Dylan Leach (@leachitup) March 16, 2019
And proving that it’s not just for Boomers bitching about the climate protests, we also have a fine representation from all you Facebook geniuses as well:
(I think that last one is my favourite.)
Aussie musicians have also started come out in support of Egg Boy, with at least two groups offering him lifetime guest list spots to all their gigs.
Holy shit, he full smacks him with a lefty and egg boy just cops it and keeps filming. Cool as ya like mate, what a legend! Egg boy has guest list for life. Hell, he can be our official photographer too… Love you egg boy! pic.twitter.com/szNIHpQVCv
— Violent Soho (@violentsoho) March 16, 2019
Egg Boy, you have free entry to any Hoods show for life should you wish.
— Hilltop Hoods (@hilltophoods) March 16, 2019
Bloody l-egg-ends, the lot of youse.