All Of Twitter Dies Over ‘Bachie’ Bros Being *Manly*, Emma Being Emma & Abbie Being Abbie

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Well, episode 11 was certainly something. The following image accurately represents my facial expression throughout the entirety of the episode.

It was a clusterfuck of cringeworthy moments, from the boys needing a ball to talk about their manly feelings, Emma quite literally wanting to get down on one knee and propose to Matt for one-hour straight and one of the most tense cocktail parties we’ve ever seen. We subsequently said goodbye to Sogand and, tbh, now she’s gone I realise my love for her was strong. I also want her to bellydance at my birthday party, so I’ll be reaching out to her management after this article. Check out the full recap below:

Now let’s talk spicy Twitter moments.

Firstly, we all cried over Snez and Laura making a return and being super preg preg. BRB, busy being clucky.

The internet was waiting with bated breath for their sit-down with Abbie to see if they’d be able to smell the bullshit.

And then out of the blue Kristen literally touched their bubba bumps without consent. Fuuuark.

https://twitter.com/fiddy_kay/status/1169185801457954816

https://twitter.com/heididrager/status/1169185834513207296

NOW. THIS IS THE MOMENT I’D BEEN WAITING FOR. While the ladies got to sit down and gush about men and pour the feminine tea, the boys obviously needed to play a bit of footy in order to divulge their super masculine emotions. Emotions aren’t gay when you have a footy in hand, bro.

https://twitter.com/ShaunaOCarroll/status/1169186636329996288

https://twitter.com/Lunaamikaelson/status/1169187156566261764

https://twitter.com/maddis90x/status/1169186832199737344

Sorry I included so many about this topic… I just have a lot of (masc) feelings.

Moving on… Laura was literally the Nancy Drew of the episode and subsequently saw through it all.

https://twitter.com/DogOnACouch/status/1169186594508529665

I mean, she literally posted this on her Instagram story tonight… She ain’t afraid to make it known.

The Emma shenanigans came… and we were so naive to think that this would be the end of it for this episode.

Matty J literally went HAM on Helena, which subsequently sparked a lot of discussion about age, emotional maturity and being ready to settle down.

https://twitter.com/P_Johnson9/status/1169192139596550144

THIS:

https://twitter.com/james_ogrady4/status/1169193135752089600

And wowee, we’re finally at the part that we wish we could un-see… Emma and Matt’s fucking painful date. Horny, I am not.

https://twitter.com/benpobjie/status/1169194318432628737

Elly then handed over the date card to Abbie and, fuck me, I nearly switched off. COME ON ELLY. DON’T GIVE IN LIKE THAT.

https://twitter.com/bellabeachbabe/status/1169199802107625472

I’m raging with feelings after this episode. I think I’m going to rage scroll through Tinder and cry. Ciao for now.

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