Well folks, Bachie season is heating up and nothing quite warms my tummy on a cold September night quite like a healthy serving of BEEF.
For an astrophysicist you’re a bit of a dumbass Matt #BachelorAu— ???? (@jusyagurl) September 5, 2019
Clearly, the Sogand-shaped hole left after last night’s episode didn’t take long to fill, and my personal fave, Elly has taken it upon herself to fill said hole.
To kick off the episode, we saw Helena get some one-on-one time with Matt, where he basically asked for her 10-year life plan even though she’s barely even had a moment with him up until this point. If you ask me, this was a fucking set up to make her look like an awkward piece of shit.
They then had a cute astrophysicist date to remind us all that Matt is meant to be smart and hot. At this point we all realise that Helena is too pure for this show and frankly should leave now and go meet a man at the pub because she’s too real for this dramathon.
Helena seems like some sort of authentic human being instead of a simpering phoney who just says what the Bachelor wants to hear. Never going to win with that attitude fool! #TheBachelorAU— Harvey (@HarVeeGee) September 5, 2019
The group date was basically an episode of Drag Race mixed with one of those drink and paint girls dates all your friends are posting on Instagram about.
Then Chelsie got a bit of one-on-one time to tell Matt about all of her life problems and how she’s terrified of being hurt again. I feel for the girl, but maybe don’t go on a dating show if you’re scared of getting hurt? There’s a very slim chance this relationship will last longer than the lifespan of your pet fish, so you probably shouldn’t get too attached.
But none of that quite compared to the cocktail party beef between Abbie and Elly. Long story short because you can read our real recap here, but Abbie broke the girl code and stole Matt before Elly had the chance. And Elly was not having a fucking bar of it. So obviously she interrupted their time. GO Elly.
How many people does Matt have to hear the words "Abby is not here for the right reasons" before he actually believes it? #BachelorAu— Anthony Farrell (@AnthoBuzzTV) September 5, 2019
And so the Great Abbie vs Ellie War of 2019 broke out.
I think MOST of us hate Abbie.
Abbie can you please just go home, so done with your fakeness and antics…here I pulled the car around for you, catch ya later ???? #BachelorAU— Aimée Morrison (@amayj) September 5, 2019
And I thought Abbie showed her sociopathic side last night!! WOW!!! She’s a textbook case. She cannot see why stomping on other people to get what you want is morally reprehensible. In fact, she thinks that’s fair play ????????????. #BachelorAu— Stuffed Unicorns Unite DSUU (@TrafficUnite) September 5, 2019
I’m sorry but Abbie is actually horrible and I’m having a hard time stomaching it. I feel like she’s really triggering for a lot of girls watching this show. Not a fan. #BachelorAu— Amelie Tanner (@amelie_tanner) September 5, 2019
But some Twitter fans pointed out that Abbie seems to be the only one who understands that it’s a game.
I swear Abby is the only one who actually understand the point of the show #BachelorAu— Alexandra Stockdale (@alexpaige_co) September 5, 2019
Ultimately, Kristen got sent home. Likely because she’s not a drama queen like Abbie and Elly both appeared to be this episode.
Honestly, Kristen deserves better than this show. She’s too pure for this world. My heart breaks for her. Abbie should’ve been sent home dammit. Even when she was leaving she was still so god damn pure!
is this the first time kristen is on the screen and they haven’t played “oriental” music?? #BachelorAU— bronte (@bronte__lee) September 5, 2019