The Internet Can At Least Agree That Rachel’s ‘Bachie’ Exit Had Powerful Chaotic Energy

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No one remembers the people that act normally on a reality TV show. If you’re polite, mind your own business, and abstain from just generally acting like a huge freak, you will be completely forgotten about by the general public until you end up back in the news seven years later when you sustain a minor injury in a somewhat comical hot air ballooning accident. It does not behoove you to just be a normal person. The audience might like you, but the producers will hate you. What you want to be is a loose unit. You want to start shit.

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Rachel’s candle burned briefly but extremely brightly, going out in a blaze of glory tonight after supposedly trying to hook up with one of the invisible crew members that staff the giant terrarium in which Bachelor contestants live. The audience reaction seems pretty split on whether she was just an ordinary person set up by the producers or, alternatively, history’s greatest monster. There does seem to be concensus on one thing though: she made an extremely powerful exit.

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Uttering “You fucken dogs” as a car is called to take you away is the sort of chaotic energy that these shows thrive on, and is honestly what everyone should be doing all the time to keep things interesting.

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