The Country Mourns As Our Hot Weird BF Ciarran Leaves ‘The Bachelorette’ Forever

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Well, folks. It’s a Thursday, which means it’s Bachie time, and although this isn’t my first rodeo, I was not emotionally prepared for this episode. Can I sue Channel 10 for emotional trauma? I sure hope so, because I’m distraught. 

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Mere minutes into the episode, we were hit with the bombshell than sweet, stylish boy Ciarran had to leave the house for family reasons. There were a lot of tears from both Ciarran and Angie, and now we’ll forever be left wondering whether Ciarran really was the man for her.

After the death of his beloved grandmother, Ciarran had to leave the show, and Twitter was obviously distraught.

I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t absolutely WEEPING watching him cry. Weeping, I tell you.

Obviously, we’re not here to judge men on how they grieve, but Twitter was stoked to see a man that’s unafraid to show his emotion. Toxic masculinity is dumb and now we have to continue life knowing that this pure angel man is gone and Angie is more likely to end up with a dickhead.

Ciarran was the man we all wanted to win. He was the frontrunner, and despite those pap photos of him with another girl, I was still secretly hoping he’d be the winner.

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Even when he was balls deep in his own problems, Ciarran still tried to so hard to make sure Angie was feeling okay. What! A! Man!

Ciarran is the man Angie deserves. We need him back, or we at least needed a farewell montage. Ciarran for Angie. Ciarran for Bachie 2020, Ciarran for PM, Ciarran for the leader of the free world.

We’re all secretly hoping Angie pulls a Honey Badger and ditches all the men and runs off with her long-haired British boy.

Give us a fucking montage Channel 10, you cowards!

Farewell Ciarran, you beautiful long-haired British man. You will be sorely missed by all of Australia.

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