The end is nigh for this season’s emotionally-turbulent Bachelor in Paradise. Can you believe? It feels like only yesterday that Osh and Abbie greeted each other on our screens. What followed has left us all in great need of a long nap
Anyway, tonight’s episode was all about digging up the truth, crying over repressed emotions, and throwing $800 promise rings into the ocean. Quite standard really.
For the TL;DR version, Keira and Alex say kudos to show, an FBI-trained human lie detector quizzes the cast, and Ciarran cracks the shits.
Oh, and here’s the kicker – Renee reveals that she brought an $800 ring onto the show for Ciarran, telling the girls that he’d given her hope that they’d reunite. Renee and Alisha then have a heart-warming moment in which they throw the ring in the ocean for good riddance.
For the full lowdown, check out the official episode recap here.
Now onto the Twitter round-up. Here’s a bunch of the best reactions tonight, which predominately revolve around the irony of Ciarran not knowing the word ‘monogamy’, and Renee and Alisha making us cry happy tears.
Steve trying to understand Ciarran and Kiki’s relationship #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/YTgkyv8JJO
— Jerome Doraisamy (@JeromeDoraisamy) August 4, 2020
#BachelorInParadiseAU
Kiki explaining to Ciarran what ‘monogamous’ means is an EMOTION pic.twitter.com/sSAHhzRw2i— Bala – Little Brown Girl (@Kepler186F_IN) August 4, 2020
Steve: Do you think you could be monogamous?
Ciarran: #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/4aVRJRv9bt— Milhouse Thrilhouse (@Minquist01) August 4, 2020
me after tonight when people shrug their shoulders #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/s0LFaBr5ar
— bette davis’ eyes (@couldadidnt) August 4, 2020
https://twitter.com/P_Johnson9/status/1290597188947435522
https://twitter.com/GeorgieALove/status/1290595683020369921
https://twitter.com/ShaunaOCarroll/status/1290599434351333379
tfw you’re the exact same shade of red as all your red flags#BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/lU0FJqwl3p
— to whom it may concern (@bishcheese) August 4, 2020
Ugh this is beautiful, two gorgeous, brave women rejecting a trash bag man and yelling into the ocean #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/3nKqIl5Hz8
— Noah (@noahyard) August 4, 2020
https://twitter.com/CatrinRK/status/1290602346766974976
Alisha taking Renee from sobbing to dancing by hurling a ring into the fucking ocean is truly the love story that 2020 deserves. #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/ArKfv9Nj4I
— Jessica Marie (@donnithorpes) August 4, 2020
THESE WOMEN THROWING A RING IN THE OCEAN IS THE FEMINIST SISTERHOOD ENERGY I NEED IN MY LIFE #BachelorInParadiseAU
— Ira Snave (@IraSnave) August 4, 2020
The finish line is in sight, pals. I’m so proud of us.
