Zoe and Zoe-Clare? Damn. Tonight’s Bachelor rose ceremony really had it out for those of us whose names begin with Z.
Anyway, Zoe-Clare’s departure comes after there were rumours she was going to quit the show due to “bitchiness”. Did that influence Locky‘s decision? We’ll never know.
What we do know is that her goodbye was a whole lot quieter than Zoe’s.
https://twitter.com/NicReality/status/1298563466811174913
Anyway, let’s focus on our blessed ranga raconteur. After stealing the show (literally and metaphorically) in episode one, tonight’s boot is a testament to how far she’s fallen from the spotlight.
That’s code for: she’s boring whenever she’s not ranting about red hair.
https://twitter.com/mimosa83/status/1298566658282283009
Zoe Clare got booted off for the ugly dress #TheBachelorAU
— Shelly (@shellypb93) August 26, 2020
Then there were her departing comments, which held some truth, tbh.
https://twitter.com/cynicghoul/status/1298563519483277312
Zoe “Rights For Redheads” Clare calling someone mentally unstable seems a bit rich, tbh #TheBachelorAU
— Sass 🍑 (@supergirl_sass) August 26, 2020
At least she can now move onto bigger and better things.
Zoe is back to doing what she loves most – stopping traffic with her red hair… or whatever #TheBachelorAU
— @robcoco@aus.social (@RobCoco) August 26, 2020
God speed, Zoe Clare. I look forward to you founding the United Coalition for Red Head Rights. #TheBachelorAU
— Live Laugh Lauren (@laurenvedwards) August 26, 2020
Crazy how unceremoniously the season’s most iconic ranter was just booted. Without so much as a proper goodbye from the other women, even. I blame those cold-hearted producers.
The producers when Zoe doesn’t go on a rant about the prejudice against red heads at the cocktail party again #thebachelorau pic.twitter.com/uhmvgV0eVG
— PT (@coturnix97) August 26, 2020
Let us pay tribute to the vermilion queen, one final time.
Zoe Clare thank you for giving us the one of the best ranga rants I’ve ever seen #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/pAqvd1tRzW
— Robbie (@robyn56436920) August 26, 2020
Red Hair out for Zoe Clare! #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/ty1ruyhEdK
— Heather (@impossible_cut) August 26, 2020
Zoe Clare was good for the memes
You’ll be missed girl#TheBachelorAU
— Musichetta 🎃 (@Musichetta1832) August 26, 2020
Did Zoe Clares rant even happen? The whole season feels like one big fever dream #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/hqOo05SOgE
— Danni (@danni_wanders) August 26, 2020
Gone, but not forgotten.
