Nick Cummins Reckons Producers Stopped Him From Rooting On ‘The Bachelor’

Nick Cummins Bachelor Honey Badger Sex

Folks, it’s happening. The Bachelor returns tonight with ya boy Nick Cummins — AKA the Honey Badger — the lucky man who will be faced with 25 women vying for his heart / enormous neck.

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Seriously, look at that thicc head perch. Credit: Instagram

It’s an exciting time for Australia as a nation, and of course Channel Ten is big into Bachelor promo mode, wheeling Cummins out to do the rounds of radio shows, talking about his experiences on the show.

While most of the chats are basically the same, you can always trust shock jock Kyle Sandilands (and his co-host Jackie O) to ask the questions that no one else will ask (and frankly, the ones I want to know the answers to because I’m a massive perv, okay.)

During an interview on the pair’s KIIS FM breakfast show this morning, the talk turned, of course, to sex, with Sandilands lamenting that the Australian version of The Bachelor just isn’t horny enough – and Cummins actually agreeing.

Behold his extremely horned up tale of woe below.

I might have picked the wrong show, the American one’s the one to go for if you’re into that sorta gear. Mate, I’m a red blooded male and when you’re in a spa and you’ve been locked up for a coupla months and you’ve got some cracking sort on your lap and you’re starting to connect on a few levels and you’re starting to exchange saliva and one things leads to another…

Barely able to contain himself, Sandilands asked for more details about the incident, charmingly suggesting that Cummins may have “pulled the swimmers to one side” during the encounter.

This year’s Bachelor responded with “either that,  or you just grab ’em put them up on the side of the pool and start having a kiss, and all of a sudden the producers come in and bloody separate you for some flamin’ reason.”

i have no choice but to use Blanche again here

At that point, Jackie took the bait, asking Cummins if he would have taken things further with the unnamed lass if Bachelor producers hadn’t intervened. His response? “I think when I told the crew to pack up and turn the lights off, they got the idea.”

It’s some seriously spicy stuff, ladies and gentlemen – I highly doubt this wet and wild spa encounter happens in the first episode (because that would be too horny for words), but it’s probably safe to tune in tonight at 7.30pm just to make sure.

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