Former ‘Bachelor‘ hopeful Laura-Ann is embarking on a post-breakup tour of Italy with a new ‘do and a salty sprinkling of hashtags.
The criminal lawyer was eliminated last Thursday night, a moment she recorded via Instagram.
“So things didn’t go to plan last night, but that’s the beauty about life, stumbling into the unexpected adventures, meeting new people who make our heart warm and embracing this rollercoaster we call life,” she said, and somewhere, an Instagram account wants its inspirational quote back.
“We are so consumed with planning every stage of our lives that we forget to embrace the very moment we are living in… ride those waves, smile through the turbulence and plan one thing, to have the purest of hearts.
“Now, for the important part of this post: Rookie error not byoing my own rose! Sorry Matty it’s not you, it’s me. #ex #spreadlove #forevernew #europebound.”
So far, so inspirational. But in another post, she used the literal hashtags #hateyou and #biteme, and honestly, may I be the first to say that if I were ever dumped on national television, same.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BXGZki0Fdb8/?taken-by=melbourne.criminal.lawyer
So Laura-Ann is now off jetting through in Italy with new blonde hair and managing her dual Instagram accounts (@laura.ann.west and @melbourne.criminal.lawyer).
“This morning I woke up in Italy with blonde hair!” she said, portraying the whole thing as a happy accident that didn’t involve shitloads of planning, money, and sitting around for hours at a time.
Hashtag to note: #myonetruelove. (Italy, not Matty.)
Time heals all wounds, as they say, but so do European jaunts.
Laura-Ann: she might’ve had a short but sweet ‘Bachelor’ run, but we’ll always remember “my ovaries are tingling” with fondness.
