I hate to break it to you but it looks like Bachie bebe Ciarran Stott isn’t going to be our Bachelor for 2020 because he’s apparently on his way to Paradise.

Bachelor In Paradise is the mediocre little sister of The Bachelor and The Bachelorette, and I simply will not sit here in silence while Channel 10 disrespects our king like this. Ciarran deserves his own solo season. How dare you deprive him of that, Channel 10.

Granted, Ciarran is set to be the highlight of Bachie In Paradise, but this is far from the solo season this pure angel deserves.

According to Daily Mail, an ~anonymous source~ has leaked the lineup for the third season of the show, which will begin filming in Fiji later this week.

Nothing is confirmed, so hopefully it’s all a big fat hoax and we still get the Ciarran season we deserve, but it’s not looking good.

Ciarran is apparently going to be joined by his ex girlfriend Renee Barrett, who you may remember from her short stint on Matt Agnew’s season.

Obviously this is going to be a *dramatic* storyline considering the ex-lovers have already been spotted in Bali together, sparking rumours of a rekindled romance.

In addition to Ciarran and Renee, Keira Maguire is also rumoured to be heading back to Paradise. We’ve already seen Keira on Richie Strahan’s season of the OG show, as well as on the first season of Paradise, where she met now-ex-boyfriend Jarrod Woodgate.

“I’ll be appearing on another reality TV show and all I can say is that it’ll be happening soon,” Keira teased to Daily Mail.

If that’s not enough to convince you, she also teased it in ain interview with Georgia Love on Derby Day.

But Keira isn’t the only Richie Strahan alum rumoured to be heading to paradise, with Kiki Morris also among the *leaked* cast list.

The rest of the lineup features mostly contestants from this year’s respective series’, with Jamie Doran and Niranga Amarasinghe allegedly reuniting with Ciarran in Paradise.

Honestly, it’s pretty much a family reunion for Matt Agnew’s season, with six former contestants making the list for Paradise.

Whether you love her or hate her, Abbie Chatfield is basically confirmed. She was spotted boarding a flight to Fiji on Sunday, in pictures acquired by New Idea. Now, I don’t know about you, but I don’t walk through airports looking that shady unless I’ve got something to hide, like a ticket to Fiji.

Does this mean we’ll see her rumoured fling and fellow ex-Bachie Todd King in Paradise too?

In what is sure to be a drama-filled season, Abbie will apparently be joined by fellow finalist Helena Sauzier, as well as Persian Princess Sogand MohtatRenee Barrett, Jessica Brody and Julia Hyde.

Phwoah! I think I need precisely seventeen frozen margaritas and my own trip to Fiji after deciphering all of these Bachie rumours.

According to Daily Mail, the list of rumoured contestants is as followed:

  • Ciarran Stott (Angie Kent’s season of The Bachelorette)
  • Jamie Doran (Angie Kent’s season of The Bachelorette)
  • Niranga Amarasinghe (Angie Kent’s season of The Bachelorette)
  • Abbie Chatfield (Matt Agnew’s season of The Bachelor)
  • Helena Sauzier (Matt Agnew’s season of The Bachelor)
  • Renee Barrett (Matt Agnew’s season of The Bachelor)
  • Sogand Mohtat (Matt Agnew’s season of The Bachelor)
  • Jessica Brody (Matt Agnew’s season of The Bachelor)
  • Julia Hyde (Matt Agnew’s season of The Bachelor)
  • Brittney Weldon (Nick Cummins’ season of The Bachelor)
  • Keira Maguire (Richie Strahan’s season of The Bachelor)
  • Kiki Morris (Richie Strahan’s season of The Bachelor)