All I care about or wish to write about today is the Bachelor Australia dog c*nt saga. I a) love that I have an excuse to repeatedly write the word ‘cunt’ in my stories, and b) that the biggest drama in 2019 Bachie is centred around such a truly Aussie term.
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In case you missed it, last night’s episode of the reality show focused on contestant Abbie Chatfield feeling she “had to” (lol) tell Matt Agnew that fellow contestant Monique Morley had called him a “dog c*nt” and “disrespectful pig” in private, leading to a big show down in which Mon said she never said any of it, Abbie saying she did, blah blah blah then suddenly it’s the Spanish inquisition with Matt going around to all the girls in the mansion asking them if Mon called him a dog cunt.
Amazing scenes, as you can see.
Now, all the shit is hitting the fan – an alleged Bachie contestant’s texts with a mate have been leaked to The Daily Mail, because of course they have. The content is spicyyyyyy.
Look IMO the above reads a BIT staged to me, but who am I to decide if texts are fake or not? I will just sit here and relish in the drama.
It’s also not entirely unlikely that producers would get the girls to say they heard dog cunt being said, or for them to DECIDE they heard it so they copped more airtime. You know what this show is, you guys. It’s every woman for themselves.
Cannot fkn wait for tonight’s ep to see if Mon and Abbie face off in the mansion. God love this terrible show.
