The 1st Pic Of The Long-Forgotten ‘Avatar’ Sequel Is Here & What In Pandora’s Name Is Garn’ On?

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If you’re one of the few people excited for an Avatar sequel or 5, I gift you this behind-the-scenes flick of Zoe Saldana, Sam Worthington, Kate Winslet and Cliff Curtis floating amid millions of tiny balls in a 900,000 gallon tank. You’re welcome.

Avatar’s Twitter shared the image, which has most certainly incited more questions than answers.

Zoe Saldana, Sam Worthington, Kate Winslet, and Cliff Curtis taking a break from underwater performance capture for a quick photo!” reads the caption.

“Fun fact: Much of the performance capture took place in this 900,000 gallon tank, built specifically for the sequels.”

Try to decipher what in Pandora’s name is going on:

Like, the picture is fun and all, but I’m more curious about these floating balls and kid’s pool noodles.

Normal people would look at this and go, ‘hey, that’s a fun behind-the scenes flick’, continue scrolling and forget about the image in 5 minutes. But I am abnormal, so here are the questions I’ve been left with:

  • Obviously, what’s the with balls?
  • Have they accidentally swallowed a ball?
  • How did said swallowed ball travel through the digestive system?
  • If the cast have spent the majority of their time in the water, do they have the pruniest fingers of all time? Literally months of pruney, pruney fingers and toes?
  • Are spirits high?
I see those two exposed fingers, Ms Kate.

Here’s the projected release dates.

  • Avatar 2 – December 17, 2021
  • Avatar 3 – December 22, 2023
  • Avatar 4 – December 19, 2025
  • Avatar 5 – December 17, 2027

Oh, boy.

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