If you haven’t been educated about ‘Big Dick Energy’, coined by The Cut this week, you’re about to be SCHOOLED my friend.

BDE is a quiet confidence and ease with oneself that comes from knowing you have an enormous penis and you know what to do with it. It’s not cockiness, it’s not a power trip —it’s the opposite: a healthy, satisfied, low-key way you feel yourself. 

The Cut outlined a bunch of celebs they believe have Big Dick Energy, from Pete Davidson (Ariana Grande‘s fiancee who actually does have a big dick, according to her) to Cate Blanchett. Yep, it’s not exclusive to gender, either – women can absolutely have BDE.

Folks around the internet have lost it over the term, which is absolutely valid since it’s a fucking amazing term I will now be forever using, and many are debating people left off The Cut’s list, like Barack Obama (!!!! EXPLODING with BDE!!). But here at P.TV, we decided to just give you the Aussies we believe have Big Dick Energy.

  • Penny Wong
  • Barnaby Joyce (this is an office-wide bone of contention but I WILL NOT BACK DOWN)
  • William McInnes
  • Dr. Karl
  • Alf Stewart, but not Ray Meagher
  • David Le’aupepe
  • Liam Hemsworth (but not Chris)
  • Buddy Franklin
  • Leigh Sales
  • Sandra Sully
  • ABC Breakfast‘s Virginia Trioli
  • Todd Sampson
  • Antony Green
  • Eden from Love Island
  • Tim Robards
  • Little Ted from Playschool (NOT Big Ted)
  • Nick Giannopoulos
  • Dustin Martin
  • Karl Kennedy from Neighbours
  • Dicko from Australian Idol
  • Vince Colossimo
  • Noni Hazlehurst
  • Dan Sultan
  • Lisa Wilkinson
  • Jay Whalley
  • Mike Whitney on Who Dares Wins, not Mike Whitney in Mike Whitney Band.
  • Winston McCall
  • Molly Meldrum
  • The Veronicas

Feel free to let us know more on FB, but just know we spent an entire hour on this list collectively so do not @ us, everyone on this list absolutely has Big Dick Energy.