It’s a real nice day out there today and the hours are dwindling down rapidly to knock off on this Friday arvo so sure, sure, why the hell not, here’s some abject, ridiculous thirst fodder that’ll yank the rip cord on your weekends. For reasons I can’t quite fully grasp, just about every former Australian Survivor contestant – and even the dang host – has been whiling away the hours on Instagram virtually stark bloody naked. There’s some sort of story behind the whole thing, so bare with us here. Bare with. Bare. Get it? Get- whatever, it’s Friday, write your own bloody jokes.
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The whole shebang started earlier in the week thanks to Champions vs Contenders II bad boy/very handsome model David Genat and a throwback professional shot featuring him wearing little more than a strategically placed towel.
An extremely normal thing to post on Instagram on a regular old Monday arvo.
Fortunately enough though, once you go on Survivor together you simply can’t let someone get away with egregious shit like that, and thus the blessed John Eastoe stepped in to steal some of David’s apparently considerable thunder.
https://www.instagram.com/p/B35oD1JjsnF/
Following that, sworn David enemy and fellow brick shithouse Shaun Hampson got on board.
And then Daisy Richardson jumped on board the apparently growing trend.
And thus we now have the quote-unquote “Golden Towel Challenge,” which just about every Survivor man, woman, and their associated dogs has gotten on board with.
Genat, ever the librarian, has been diligently documenting the various efforts via his Instagram Story, and it’s ah… a sight to behold.
For those of you keeping score at home, that array features past players Mo Hope, Lydia Lassiler, Lee Carseldine (complete with sling), Robbie Skibicki, Flick Egginton, and even Tarzan Herlaar in there, among others.
Although it should be said that Flick’s effort was dragged down from Instagram because it apparently violated their “community guidelines,” because Instagram is nothing if not a pit of bullshit double standards, even as far as Survivor is concerned.
Of course, all those are all well and good, but then host Jonathan LaPaglia came in late in the game and blew them all out of the water.
https://www.instagram.com/p/B4BJqM3glFc/
The Change My Oil Challenge. Just an insane display of true alpha shit from JLP, the King.
The tribe has spoke indeed.
