A small childe from the sunny shores of Melbourne has fobbed her way into Lil Pump‘s latest video, after she posted a photo of herself dressed up like him on her Instagram, he reposted it without crediting her, and she called him out on it in a video on her YouTube.
Let that one process for a sec.
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Riley Dashwood, a literal nine-year-old who has more followers on Insta than the rest of us idiot mortal adults, has recently been doing her own spin on famous folk all dressed up to the nines and other haute couture looks.
She’s kind of like a tiny, adorable Celeste Barber, who’s yet to lose all of her baby teeth.
Late last year, Riley riffed on Lil Pump’s October mugshot, from when he was arrested on the suspicion of bringing drugs onto a flight from Miami to LA, where it was later realised that the bags in question had no illicit substances in them.
Anyway, here’s Riley’s take on Lil Pump’s mugshot, with sticks in her hair in place of ratty dreadlocks, a Texta-drawn moustache, and adorable temporary face and tattoos.
After Lil Pump reposted the photo on his own Instagram account without crediting Riley – like taking candy from a baby, easy to do but frowned upon – she called him out through a YouTube video, which resulted in her getting flown to the US by Lil Pump so she could play a part in the video clip for his song, ‘Be Like Me‘.
I mean yeah sure ok, that’s fine, definitely doesn’t make me feel like a massive underachieving 27-year-old, no way.
Check out the video below of Riley’s hard hustle into a video clip that’s literally been watched over 30 million times, and join me in appreciating the fact that she said her favourite part about the whole shoot was “the catering.”
Bless her lil’ heart.
And here’s the end result, where Riley gets MULTIPLE SOLO SHOTS. Incredible. C’est magnifique.
