Australia Absolutely Unleashes On The Honey Badger For That ‘Bachie’ Final

Some time ago, Nick Cummins signed up for a dating show as a sort of last-chance-at-love kind of thing. The promos made us think he was ready for it all – to settle down, have a couple of ankle biters, live on a farm somewhere, all that shit – AT LEAST THAT’S WHAT WE THOUGHT. ‘Cos the Honey Badger – in an Australian TV first – decided to say no to both Sophie and Brittany… because he’s both lost and unable to commit to either woman.

For the full goddamn recap – which is just me crying for 2 hours in writing time – aggressively click on the below.

For the gist of what happened:


Before we get into the tweets, I can now fully understand why the Badger decided to fuck off to another country. Look at his Instagram comments, just look. 

Alright, straight to it.

You bloody tell ’em Denise.

Yeah, he is.

And finally:

As the series came to an end Soph posted this statement to her Instagram. 


Britt posted a statement, too.

Best of luck to those two legends.

It’s been about an hour, I’ve calmed down… a tad so I’m going to look at this another way.

  1. Vanessa Sunshine coming into our lives would not have happened without this season.
  2. Nick made the right decision for himself.
  3. It was a ~ refreshing ~ ending.
  4. But if he wasn’t ready to settle down, why did he apply? Could’ve just hopped on I’m A Celebrity Get Me Outta Here. 
  5. Nah, I take it back. I’m still absolutely QUAKING.

Alright, that’s it for me. Mel and Josie should be back for the all the next Bachie spice.

Have a good one, folks and remember: never corner a Honey Badger.