Has your 2021 been rough so far? Well your current sitch can’t compare to that of Ash Williams who had a pretty shit go on I’m A Celeb last night.
First of all, he got a fucking TICK BITE on his DICK. Yep, a tick on his dick. You can’t make this shit up.
After feeling like something was in his pants, the comedian took a look, and to his shock fucking horror found a tick ~down there~.
“I’ve got something in my pants, I swear,” he says. “Uh-oh. Call a medic, I’ve got a tick!”
As he became more and more panicked, he shouted: “You need to be quick, he’s burrowing. What do I do? He’s getting deeper and deeper.”
Ash Williams having a tick removed from his peen. Credit: Ten.
Grant Denyer had the unfortunate job of checking him out and it turns out he did, in fact, have a tick on his dick.
“We had our first medical emergency,” Denyer said after inspecting his co-star. “That is right. Ash had a tick on his tackle and he was freaking out!”
As Real Housewives of Melbourne star Pettifleur Berenger burst into hysterical laughter, Ash lost his shit and yelled, “It’s not funny, Pettifleur, I could die from this!”
A medic then came to remove the tick in the jungle hut, as Ash said: “I’m going to need to change my undies after this. This is not good.”
Good lord.
As if that wasn’t chaotic enough, he later chucked quite the tantrum after losing a food trial. Basically the trial involved the contestants playing charades in order to win a dessert, but after fucking it up and failing, he fully cracked the shits as he watched everyone else enjoy their tasty treat.
Mind you, all this went down during the same week that he exhibited some gross behaviour towards two of his younger female co-stars, Bachelor babe Abbie Chatfield and influencer Alli Simpson.
After spending the night kissing and cuddling Abbie, Ash said that he’s disappointed to find that Alli had suddenly entered the camp as she’s more his type.
“Yeah it’s very tough because in all seriousness, like, [Alli] is way more my type,” Ash told Grant Denyer, literally just after emerging from a sleeping bag with Abbie.
Grant is all of us RN sensing some mega drama afoot. BRING IT! #ImACelebrityAU pic.twitter.com/ugjOAfTt1b
— #ImACelebrityAU (@ImACelebrityAU) January 12, 2021
Watching the episode back, Abbie was understandably “hurt” by this and took to her Instagram to call out Ash Williams and the “boys club” on the show.
So I’m not saying that what went down yesterday was karma, but I am saying that everything happens for a reason, so…
