According to the unimpeachable source that is “some anonymous lady running her mouth off to a gossip magazine”, Ryan Gosling is just as tender and emotional as everyone thought, and in fact, cries like a baby after sex.
Assuming we can take the story at face value – and why the hell shouldn’t we, because speculating wildly about the sex lives of handsome celebrities is fun – a “curvy blonde” lady got more than she bargained for after picking up Gosling in a club.
“He was the best lover ever,” the anonymous source, who is a real, actual curvy blonde lady and not a sweaty, 43-year-old dude who runs a Ryan Gosling Tumblr, told Star Magazine.
The big surprise came when the pair were finished doing sex. “I thought I heard him sniffling,” the source said. “Then I realized he had tears gushing down his face. I asked if he was all right, and he said he gets emotional sometimes.”
Okay, that part of the story we actually can believe, because if we know one thing about Ryan Gosling, it’s that deep down, he’s a wounded and sensitive soul who really just needs to be loved and cared for, and maybe have his hair gently stroked now and again.
It’s not clear when this hook-up occurred, but presumably it was before Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes shacked up. I guess the message here is that if you’re a curvy blonde and you plan on going clubbing from now on, you should bring a little thing of Kleenex, just in case.
via Celebitchy
Photo: Ian Gavan via Getty Images
Photo: Ian Gavan via Getty Images
