So it would appear that Pete Davidson and Kate Beckinsale have gone public with the long-suspected secret that they are currently shtupping each other’s skulls in; a revelation that was confirmed after the duo attended an ice hockey game in New York and apparently became so overwhelmingly horny by the on-ice action that they began attempting to rip each others tongues out of their respective mouths.
Pete Davidson and Kate Beckinsale seem like huge NHL fans based on this pic from last night’s Rangers game. pic.twitter.com/mnRXO8qTh2
— Jimmy Traina (@JimmyTraina) March 4, 2019
Good for ’em, honestly. They’re fit, attractive, and by all accounts Pete has a dick like a pool noodle. Get at each other. Go nuts.
[jwplayer gNKCqtOD]
Ordinarily this would be the end of the story, however on this occasion the real treat lies when you hit the ole’ zoom out button on that photo above.
We are all Antoni Porowski. pic.twitter.com/0zleNypnuh
— Emer Kenny (@MissEmerKenny) March 4, 2019
Yes indeed friends, that is resident Queer Eye snack Antoni Porowski sitting directly next to the mere-seconds-away-from-fucking couple, cradling a take-away coffee and just having to cop all of it in polite silence. A greasier third wheel there ne’er has been.
A gift to the meme gods as perfect as this doesn’t go un-passed up, as you’d expect. And thus we now have this delightful torrent of content to ogle.
Expectation: Pete Davidson and Kate Beckinsale.
Reality: Antoni. pic.twitter.com/AbG8PxDH6f— Taylor Banks (@MsTaylorBanks) March 4, 2019
Light a candle for Antoni Porowski, Patron Saint of Gay Third Wheels everywhere. pic.twitter.com/oQ5d1L4VUp
— Nick P. (@duke_perry) March 4, 2019
https://twitter.com/CharlotteEscami/status/1102608880536739840
antoni 100% thinking’ bout avocados pic.twitter.com/k5uKA1lrY2
— LILY ELLORA (@lilyellora) March 4, 2019
https://twitter.com/therubyha/status/1102582082717519874
https://twitter.com/DanaSchwartzzz/status/1102594476466454529
Thanks to Kate Beckinsale and Pete Davidson for summing up wedding season for me in one image. #couplegoals pic.twitter.com/alU0uZMHOZ
— Heather Colvin (@shesjustkidding) March 4, 2019
timothée and antoni = same energy pic.twitter.com/LmIgeLvZwB
— emma lord (@dilemmalord) March 4, 2019
pete davidson and kate beckinsale sucking face at a rangers game is the ULTIMATE MEME TEMPLATE pic.twitter.com/1Vmodf4mKF
— Tanya Sichynsky (@tanyasic) March 4, 2019
I made a very specific meme pic.twitter.com/F9bHwiIiH7
— Bron dot com (@brondotcomputer) March 4, 2019
https://www.instagram.com/p/BumDtbaFoAk/?utm_source=ig_embed
And just to make this entire scenario even weirder, zooming even further out reveals that Rami Malek, David Harbour, Christian Slater, and Carly Chaikin were sitting literally two rows behind all this.
ik everyone’s obsessing over pete davidson and kate beckinsale but can we just appreciate this pic of rami malek and david harbour pic.twitter.com/LxCtre2J7V
— mo (@monrcs_) March 4, 2019
https://twitter.com/hystericalquee4/status/1102647793204768768
So there… there’s bloody that, too.
For whatever it’s worth, Antoni seems reasonably chill with the whole scenario, posting this “””””unrelated””””” photo to Instagram after the Good Ship Meme took off earlier this morning.
Great stuff all around, mates. Really top shelf efforts by all concerned.
