What a glorious morning to be alive, fam. The sun is out. The scent of bacon is wafting through the window from the cafe downstairs. And perhaps most importantly, Netflix has shared footage of Antoni Porowski in his underwear.
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For reasons that frankly need no explanation, the streaming service shared a teaser clip called Antoni Psycho which is an obvi parody of 2000 drama / slasher film American Psycho starring Christian Bale.
The vid begins with the recently single cutie doing stretches in his bedroom wearing nothing but underwear, thank you very much. The screen then reads ‘This Halloween’.
“My name is Antoni Porowski, I’m 34 years old and recently famous,” he says as he walks through the house, still in nothin’ but knickers.
“As part of my daily ritual, I start each morning with a homemade face mask made of Greek yogurt and steeped green tea leaves,” he adds as he applies face cream to his angel-sculpted face.
‘A special horror anthology,’ the screen reads as Antoni heads to the kitchen, his stomping ground.
“I don’t care whether they like what I cook or not, they’ll eat it if they know whats good for them,” he concludes as the screen reads ‘Don’t watch this’.
The vid ends on him trying to look terrifying but, like, he’s as cute as a kitten so it really just comes off like a child trying to pull off a scary Halloween costume.
Cop the video in all its glory (and wannabe gory) below:
