After Brian McFadden’s recent Virgin Blue meltdown and subsequent arrest it was only a matter of time before Taiwanese animation crew NMA.TV re-imagined the incident with McFadden is portrayed as a douchebag antichrist with Jennifer Aniston hair. The former boy band member’s previous indiscretions are also referenced in the clip, including the time he called his ex-wife a “pig-faced mole” and the time he said, “Saying pink is a form of red is the same as saying homosexual is a form of male. In the old days there was no such thing as gay. It was frowned upon. The church would burn you at the stake. Modern day, if you are not gay, a man should not be wearing pink. Unless of course you’re in the Americas Cup and you’re one of these pansies who walk around with Gant t-shirts with your collars up, and you wear pink and you wear white trousers with those dirty brown slip-on shoes. Then you’re just an idiot.”
Brian McFadden is such a dick that not even Australia – the land of ‘adopted sons’ – wants him despite being around our hood for ages now. American ice skater Johnny Weir cameo’d on the Nine Network’s coverage of the Vancouver Winter Olympics for a total of about 20 minutes airtime and he was called Australia’s adopted son.