Rich people get do do shit that’s far more interesting than regular schmucks – case in point, Amy Schumer recently needed a place to live, and Jake Gyllenhaal‘s apartment was available so she just casually rented it like living in Donnie Darko‘s house ain’t even a thing.
Rich people, however, also have the same basic urges as regular schmucks, urges like getting wicked drunk and then putting away a nice-sized chunk of freezer cake to satisfy the hunger.
Schumer recently appeared on The Late Show With Stephen Colbert and explained how she slowly but surely demolished a cake that Gyllenhaal left in his freezer, while pretending she was at a fancy party with him.
She even had video evidence to prove it, bless her. Behold, yet another reason to love her:
