Teen idol and America’s Sweetheart Disease Amanda Bynes has officially confirmed her status as my second favourite loose canon after yesterday publishing a vulgar tweet aimed at the object of her misguided affections, her star cross’d unrequited lover Drake.
Bynes, once a promising second string on the Illyria high school soccer team with her own variety hour on Nick called The Amandamandamandamandamanda Show, reached a whole new level of #girls #gone #wild when she tweeted the following, an eloquent heartfelt missive that has since garnered some 23,000 RTs and warranted international media attention.
I want @drake to murder my vagina
— Amanda Bynes (@AmandaBynes) March 22, 2013
Last year Bynes was involved in several hit and run accidents, locked herself in a cupcake store bathroom, walked around a tanning salon naked, fled LA for New York, smoked a bunch of pot in a fast food joint’s parking lot and filled her cheeks with microdermal anchors and maniacal laughter. This is the world we live in now; one in which genital homicide is a desirable thing and a headline is but 140 characters of hot mess away.
Added bonus round: highlights from Amanda’s highly-favouritable feed.
I created the phrase Ily & lololol.*proud*
— Amanda Bynes (@AmandaBynes) March 17, 2013
Only read my twitter for photos of me!
— Amanda Bynes (@AmandaBynes) March 16, 2013
Forgetting past memories
— Amanda Bynes (@AmandaBynes) March 10, 2013
— Amanda Bynes (@AmandaBynes) February 11, 2013