Amanda Bynes Confirms Status As Loose Cannon With Tweet About Genital Homicide, DGAF

Bynes, once a promising second string on the Illyria high school soccer team with her own variety hour on Nick called The Amandamandamandamandamanda Show, reached a whole new level of #girls #gone #wild when she tweeted the following, an eloquent heartfelt missive that has since garnered some 23,000 RTs and warranted international media attention.

I want @drake to murder my vagina

— Amanda Bynes (@AmandaBynes) March 22, 2013

Last year Bynes was involved in several hit and run accidents, locked herself in a cupcake store bathroom, walked around a tanning salon naked, fled LA for New York, smoked a bunch of pot in a fast food joint’s parking lot and filled her cheeks with microdermal anchors and maniacal laughter. This is the world we live in now; one in which genital homicide is a desirable thing and a headline is but 140 characters of hot mess away.

I created the phrase Ily & lololol.*proud*

— Amanda Bynes (@AmandaBynes) March 17, 2013

Only read my twitter for photos of me!

— Amanda Bynes (@AmandaBynes) March 16, 2013

Forgetting past memories

— Amanda Bynes (@AmandaBynes) March 10, 2013

Hi! twitpic.com/c2ne51

— Amanda Bynes (@AmandaBynes) February 11, 2013