Believe not what you read in the papers this morning, friends. Rumours of Sherbies demise are greatly exaggerated.
“The situation is that our lollies are actually going gangbusters, but we have deleted a couple – we have deleted Spearmint Leaves and also the Green Frogs basically because they weren’t selling so well.”
Fortunately, that same fate won’t be befalling Red Frogs anytime soon.
“The Red Frogs are going gangbusters though. They outsell the green by 10 to one.”
Well, DER. Because you weren’t putting the damned green ones on the shelf in the first place. Honestly, when was the last time you saw a bag of green frogs actually in stock somewhere? Exactly. It’s a vendetta, we tell you. A VENDETTA.