Calm down you guys, Octomom is NOT moving to Australia. Mother of 14 and noted grifter Nadya Suleman has swiftly deflated reports that she’s planning a move to Sydney. Australian magazine Woman’s Day published comments from Suleman’s father, Ed Suleman, suggesting that Australia is the only place Octomom can live in order to flee the “toxic” US paparazzi, something Suleman’s been trying to avoid by hiding out in porn movies.

After we jumped on that story like eight babies on an Octomom’s teets, Suleman tweeted Pedestrian to inform us that the report was actually false. Sorry everyone!

Actually, OctoMom Is NOT Moving To Australia

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