A 14-year-old American has attained an incredibly pure and niche form of internet notoriety, after stuffing a hammer into her mouth at the sight of a cute boy.
Our new friend Kaley found herself with the household tool embedded in her gob last week, after reportedly telling a mate that rapper Suga from the K-Pop act BTS was “so beautiful I could shove a hammer in my mouth”.
Her blessed pal told her to do it. So she did. And we’re all the better for it.
https://twitter.com/guillctine/status/890018286699765760
For reference, this is the fella which inspired such an incredible response.
https://twitter.com/guillctine/status/892173499141423108
We can see it.
Kaley said that it took a solid ten minutes to extricate the thing from her gob, but that didn’t stop her from reinserting it a couple of times to show her mates. In response to all of that, her ma is reportedly “hiding the toolbox,” lest Kaley find anything more dangerous than a ball-peen.
Oh, to be young again.
Naturally, the tweet went bonkers viral, and it even inspired Kaley to apologise to Suga – real name Min Yoon-gi – over the incident.
https://twitter.com/guillctine/status/891742603129049088
Hopefully he responds, ’cause that’s bloody dedication.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GM4K4XCn9_Q
