PEDESTRIAN.TV has teamed up with Disney+ for their newest entertainment brand, Star.

Disney+ has unveiled the entire line-up for its new entertainment brand, Star, and as someone who positively loathes sounding dramatic (except Mondays to Saturdays and every second Sunday of the month, otherwise I’m calm as a cucumber), it’s absolute insanity.

Up until now, I quite happily accepted that Disney+ would be home to exclusively feel-good and innocent content that I’d watch religiously when I was hungover and in desperate need of a hug with my inner child, but the latest announcement proves I know nothing about anything.

Star is home to hundreds of adult-skewed series and flicks and because I can’t possibly know what everyone’s taste is, I refuse to whittle down the list to purely showcase highlights — everyone has their own version of highlights.

So, in its entirely, I present to you the entertainment landing on Star (so far). It’s worth noting that you don’t need an additional subscription to access everything, you just need Disney+. I can’t tell if that was self-explanatory or not but I’ve seen one too many conclusion-jumpers in my lifetime not to err on the side of caution.

Star Originals

Big Sky
Love, Victor
Helstrom
Solar Opposites

Movies 

12 Rounds
127 Hours
The 13th Warrior
25th Hour
27 Dresses 
28 Days Later
28 Weeks Later
42 To 1
500 Days of Summer
9 To 5
A Gift Of Miracles
Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
Absolutely Fabulous: The Movie 
Aftermath
Air Force One (1997) 
The Air Up There
The Alamo (2004)
Alien
Alien Resurrection
Alien Vs. Predator
Alien: Covenant
Alien 3
Aliens
Aliens Vs. Predator – Requiem
All About Steve
Amelia
Anna & The King
Annapolis
Another Earth
Antwone Fisher
Anywhere But Here
Arachnophobia
Armageddon
The Art Of Getting By
The A-Team
Babylon A.D
Bachelor Party
Bad Company (2002)
Bad Company (AKA: Tool Shed)
Bad Girls (1994)
Baggage Claim
The Banger Sisters
Battle For The Planet Of The Apes
Battle Of The Sexes
Be Water
Beaches
Because of Winn-Dixie
Before & After (1996)
Behind Enemy Lines (2001)
Beloved (1998)
The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel
Best Laid Plans
The Bible
Big Trouble
Billy Bathgate

Black Nativity
Black Swan (2010)
The Blue Max
The Book Of Life
The Book Thief
Bootmen
Borat: Cultural Learnings Of America For Make Benefit Glorious Nation …
Boys Don’t Cry
The Bravados
Braveheart
Breakthrough
Bringing Down The House
Bringing Out The Dead
Broadcast News (aka: Nachrichtenfieber)
Brokedown Palace
Broken Arrow (1996)
Broken Lizard’s Club Dread
Brothers In Exile
Bubble Boy
Bushwhacked
Butch And Sundance: The Early Days
Butch Cassidy And The Sundance Kid
Calendar Girls
The Call Of The Wild (2020)
Can You Ever Forgive Me?
Can’t Buy Me Love
Casanova
Cedar Rapids
Chasing Tyson
Choke
Chronicle
Cinderella Man
The Clearing
Cleopatra (1963)
Cocktail
Cocoon: The Return
Cold Creek Manor
The Colour Of Money
The Comebacks
Commando (1985)
Con Air
Consenting Adults
Conviction
Corky Romano
Courage Under Fire
Coyote Ugly
Cradle Will Rock
Crazy Heart
Crazy/beautiful
Crimson Tide
The Crucible
Damien – Omen Ii
Dangerous Minds
The Darjeeling Limited
Dark Water
Date Night
Dawn Of The Planet Of The Apes
The Day After Tomorrow
The Day The Earth Stood Still (2008)
The Day The Series Stopped
Day Watch
Dead Poets Society
Dead Presidents
Deadpool
Deadpool 2
Deception (2008)
The Deep End
Deep Rising
Deion’s Double Play
Deja Vu
Delivery Man
Demolition
The Descendants
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo
The Devil Wears Prada
Devil’s Due
Die Hard
Die Hard 2
Die Hard With A Vengeance
Doc & Darryl
Doctor Dolittle (1998)
Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
The Dominican Dream
Double Take
Down And Out In Beverly Hills
Down Periscope
Downhill
Dragonball: Evolution
Drive Me Crazy
The Drop
Dude, Where’s My Car?
Duets
The East
Ed Wood
Eddie The Eagle
The Edge
Edward Scissorhands
Enemy Of The State
Enough Said
Escape From The Planet Of The Apes
Ever After (aka: Ever After: A Cinderella Story)
Evita
The Fab Five(2011)
Face Off
The Family Stone
Far From The Madding Crowd (2015)
Father Of The Bride
Father Of The Bride Part II
The Fault In Our Stars
The Favourite
Ferdinand
The Fifth Estate
Firestorm (1998)
Flicka
Flight Of The Phoenix (2004)
Flightplan
Fly, The (1986)
For The Boys
Four Falls Of Buffalo
French Connection Ii
The French Connection
Fright Night
From Hell
G.i. Jane
Garage Days
Gone In Sixty Seconds
A Good Day To Die Hard
Good Morning, Vietnam
Good Son, The (1993)
The Good, The Bad, The Hungry
Goodbye Christopher Robin
The Grand Budapest Hotel
The Greatest Showman
Grosse Pointe Blank
Guilty As Sin
Gun Shy
The Hand That Rocks The Cradle
He Got Game
Hello Dolly!
The Help
Her Infidelity
Hidalgo
Hidden Figures
A Hidden Life
Hide And Seek
High Fidelity
High Heels And Low Lifes
The Hills Have Eyes 2
The Hills Have Eyes
Hitchcock
Hitman
Hitman: Agent 47
Hoffa
Holy Man
Hope Floats
Hope Springs (2003)
The Hot Chick
Hot Shots!
The Hundred-foot Journey
I Hate Christian Laettner
I Heart Huckabees
I Origins
I Think I Love My Wife
In America
In Her Shoes
Independence Day
Into The Grizzly Maze
Inventing The Abbotts
Jennifer’s Body
Jingle All The Way
John Tucker Must Die
Johnson Family Vacation
Jojo Rabbit
Jordan Rides The Bus
Joshua
Judge Dredd
Juno
Just Married
Just Wright
Keeping Up With The Joneses
The Kid Who Would Be King
King Arthur
Kingdom Come
Kingsman: The Golden Circle
Kingsman: The Secret Service
Kinsey
Kissing Jessica Stein
The Ladykillers
Last Dance (1996)
The Last King Of Scotland
The League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen
Let’s Be Cops
The Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou
Like Mike
Little Big Men
Little Miss Sunshine
Live Free Or Die Hard
Logan
The Longest Ride
Mad Love (1995)
Marked For Death
The Marrying Man
Martha Marcy May Marlene
The Martian
Mash
Max Payne
The Maze Runner
Me And Earl And The Dying Girl
Medicine Man
Megan Leavey
Melinda And Melinda
Men Of Honor
Metro
Miami Rhapsody
Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie
Mission To Mars
Mistress America
The Monuments Men
Moonlight Mile
Morgan
Moulin Rouge (2001)
The Mountain Between Us
Mr. Popper’s Penguins
Murder On The Orient Express (2017)
My Cousin Rachel (1952)
My Cousin Rachel (2017)
My Cousin Vinny
My Father The Hero
Mystery, Alaska
Nature Boy
Need For Speed
Never Been Kissed
Never Let Me Go
The Newton Boys
Nixon
No Mas
Notes On A Scandal
Nothing To Lose
Notorious
Of Miracles And Men
Office Space
The Omen (1976)
One Good Cop
One Hour Photo
The Other Side Of The Door
The Other Sister
The Other Woman (2014)
Our Family Wedding
Out To Sea
Paper Towns
Patti Cake$
Patton
Pearl Harbor
People Like Us
Phenomenon
Phi Slama Jama
Picture Perfect (1997)
Planet Of The Apes (1968)
Pony Excess
The Poseidon Adventure
Powder
The Preacher’s Wife
Predator 2
Predators
Pretty Woman
Primeval
The Proposal (2009)
Quills
Quiz Show
Ramona And Beezus
Ready Or Not
Rebound
Red Tails
Renaissance Man
Revenge Of The Nerds Ii: Nerds In Paradise
Rio
Rio 2
Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes
Robin Hood (1991)
The Rock
Romancing The Stone
Romy And Michele’s High School Reunion
The Royal Tenenbaums
Ruby Sparks
Runaway Bride
Rushmore
Scarlet Letter, The
Scary Movie 4
Sea Of Shadows
The Second Best Exotic Marigold Hotel
The Secret Agent
The Secret Life Of Bees
The Secret Life Of Walter Mitty
The Sessions
Shadow Conspiracy
Shallow Hal
Shine (2018)
Shining Through
Sideways
Signs
Silver Streak
A Simple Twist Of Fate
The Sitter
Six Days, Seven Nights
The Sixth Sense
Sleeping With The Enemy
Snake Eyes
Someone Like You
Soul Food
Sound Of My Voice
Speed
Spies In Disguise
Spy
Spy Hard
Stagecoach
Starship Troopers
Step
Stoker
Stuber
Summer Of Sam
Sunshine (2007)
Super Troopers (2002)
Super Troopers 2
Surrogates
Sweet Home Alabama
Table 19
Taken (2008)
Taken 2
Taken 3
Taxi (2004)
Terminal Velocity
Terminator: Dark Fate
Thank You For Smoking
That Thing You Do!
The Shape Of Water
There’s No Place Like Home
There’s Something About Mary
This Means War
Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri
Three Fugitives
Three Men And A Baby
Tim Richmond: To The Limit
Titan A.e.
Titanic (1997)
Tolkien
Tombstone
Tora! Tora! Tora!
Trance
Transporter 2
The Transporter
Trapped In Paradise
Tristan & Isolde
True Identity
Turbo: A Power Rangers Movie
Unbreakable
Under The Tuscan Sun
Underwater
Unstoppable (2010)
Up Close & Personal
The Verdict
Veronica Guerin
Victor Frankenstein
The Village (2004)
Viva Zapata
Volcano (1997)
Waiting To Exhale
Waitress
Waking Life
Walk The Line
Wall Street
War For The Planet Of The Apes
War Horse
The War Of The Roses
Warlock (1959)
Watch, The (2012)
Water For Elephants
The Waterboy
We Bought A Zoo
What Carter Lost
What’s Love Got To Do With It
When A Man Loves A Woman
While You Were Sleeping
White Men Can’t Jump
Who Framed Roger Rabbit
Why Him?
Wild (2014)
Wild Hogs
Wilson (2017)
Win-win
Working Girl (1988)
The X-files
Year Of The Scab

That was just the movies, too. Strap yourselves in for the TV series.

TV SERIES

24
10 Things I Hate About You
2000s, The Decade We Saw It All
24: Legacy
24: Live Another Day
8 Simple Rules
Tthe 80s Greatest
The 90s Greatest
The 90s: The Last Great Decade?
9-1-2001
According To Jim
Alias
Alone Together
American Dad S1-s15
American Housewife
Angel
Animal Fight Night
Apocalypse World War I
Apocalypse: The Second World War
Area 51: The Cia’s Secret
Army Wives
Astronaut Wives Club, The
Baby Daddy
Benched
Betrayal
Beyond
Black-ish
Bless The Harts
Bless This Mess
Blood & Oil
Blossom
Bob’s Burgers
Body Of Proof
Bones
Bordertown
Brickleberry
Brothers & Sisters
Bunheads
Buried Secrets Of Wwii
Burn Notice
Castle
The Catch
Chance
The Chi
The Cleveland Show
Commander In Chief
Cougar Town
Dawn Of The Nazis
Desperate Housewives
Devious Maids
Dirt
Dirt
Dirty Sexy Money
Dollface S1
Don’t Trust The B— In Apartment 23
Drugs, Inc.
Eli Stone
Ellen
Emergence
Empire
Family Guy S18
Felicity
The Finder
Firefly
The Fix
Flashforward
For The People
Fresh Off The Boat
Galavant
Gcb
Genius
Genius
The Gifted
The Glades
Glee
Grand Hotel
Grandfathered
Greek
Grey’s Anatomy
Grown-ish
“Heroes Of The Long Road Home
with Martha Raddatz”
Hill Street Blues
Hitler Youth
Hitler’s Death Squad
Hitler’s Last Year
Homeland
The Hot Zone
How I Met Your Mother
Inside North Korea’s Dynasty
Inside The Ss
Jane By Design
Kevin (Probably) Saves The World
Kids Are Alright, The
The Killing
Kyle Xy
La 92
Lance
The Last Man On Earth
Last Man Standing
Lie To Me
Life In Pieces
Locked Up Abroad (aka: Banged Up Abroad)
M*a*s*h* Goodbye, Farewell & Amen
Make It Or Break It
Mars (yr 1 2016/17 Eps 1-7)
Marvel’s Cloak & Dagger
The Mayor
Melissa & Joey
The Mick
Mistresses
Mixed-ish S1
Motherland: Fort Salem S1
My Name Is Earl
My So-called Life
My Wife And Kids
Napoleon Dynamite
Nazi Megastructures
Nazi Megastructures: America’s War
Nazi Megastructures: Russia’s War
New Girl
North Korea From The Inside With Michael Palin
O.j.: Made In America
The Orville
Outmatched
Perception
Prison Break
Prison Break Event Series
Private Practice
Quantico
Raising Hope
Raising The Bar
Real O’Neal’s
Red Band Society
The Resident
Resurrection
The River
Rosewood
Salem
Samantha Who?
Scandal
Secrets & Lies
Single Parents
Sleepy Hollow
Son Of Zorn
Star (lee Daniel’s)
Station 19 S1-s3
Stitchers
Stumptown
Trophy Wife
Ugly Betty
Ultimate Survival Wwii
What About Brian
When We Rise
The Whispers
White Collar
Wicked City
Witness To Disaster (fka: Eyewitness)
The X-files
Young & Hungry

There’s so much to unpack here that I really don’t know where to start — I’m going to invest 70 hours into Desperate Housewives alone, and that’s one show.

This is also going to be somewhat niche as it was cancelled after two seasons, but I’ve been trying to find Don’t Trust The B In Apartment 23 on a streaming service for years.

Years, people. YEARS.

Prison BreakLostJojo RabbitThe Hand That Rocked The CradleMoulin RougeBanged Up Abroad, The Devil Wears Prada, The Hills Have Eyes — every single genre is covered.

I strongly suggest you print the list off and put sticky notes next to everything you want to watch because there’s a lot to get through.

To accommodate for the ‘uge addition, Disney+ will be bumped up from $8.99 to $11.99 per month, but if you already have a subscription, it’ll stay $8.99 for six months after Feb 23 when Star debuts so you’re gravy.

Keen as a little baked bean.

Image: The Devil Wears Prada, Jojo Rabbit