Okay look: I don’t know how or why this is so adorable, but it is, and we’re all just going to have to live with that. Yesterday a Twitter user named Tilly shared this top-level romance move: a guy she was talking to on Tinder made a Twitter account especially so he could share pictures of his pasta-making wizardry with her. This is so wholesome. I die.
https://twitter.com/nextleveltilly/status/1189348846410883073
The account is called “@tillytortellini“. Once again: I DIE.
And this is no dry, ‘splainy pasta instructions, either. This step-by-step asks you to establish a rapport with your pasta dough – before betraying it (gasp!) and assembling an army of tortellini from the fruits of your treachery.
step 2: establish rapport with the dough pic.twitter.com/drl0bqnQe4
— tortellinis for tilly (@tillytortellini) October 30, 2019
step 4: tortellini army pic.twitter.com/PnsfjS5PQa
— tortellinis for tilly (@tillytortellini) October 30, 2019
step 6: win her heart pic.twitter.com/e1CFbKWqJ0
— tortellinis for tilly (@tillytortellini) October 30, 2019
THIS GUY. THE SMOOTHNESS. IT IS UNPARALLELED. HE IS TEFLON.
(Also this one looks like a hand cupping a pasta boob, and therefore crosses the line from “chaste flirtation” into “plausibly deniable sexting” by just a smidge. Masterful stuff.)
Surprising no-one, this shit blew the hell up.
https://twitter.com/alyal_allay/status/1189592225988124672
Marry this man & only serve tortellini at the wedding
— Sharayu Ail (@SharayuAil) October 30, 2019
Even Tinder and Twitter are in on the love.
If you want a pasta date on us, DM us. We got you 🍝 https://t.co/OAYkfgU44X pic.twitter.com/Ci7O5fHwIJ
— Tinder (@Tinder) October 30, 2019
A quick clarification:
https://twitter.com/nextleveltilly/status/1189558245297397761
Also the guy seems to have suddenly acquired a whole army of wingmen hell-bent on making him look extremely eligible (as if the whole pasta thing wasn’t enough!).
THE REPLIES IN THE THREAD OF THE DUDE WHO MADE A TWITTER TO SHOW HIS TINDER MATCH HOW TO MAKE TORTELLINI pic.twitter.com/OhGXq602Tu
— too fancy weed store (@lenasabrewing) October 30, 2019
Most importantly: the pasta mastery worked. These guys are goin’ on a DATE.
https://twitter.com/nextleveltilly/status/1189378366601859074
https://twitter.com/nextleveltilly/status/1189529508371558400
What can I say. Show a gal how you wrangle your carbs, and she’ll be yours forever.
