Okay look: I don’t know how or why this is so adorable, but it is, and we’re all just going to have to live with that. Yesterday a Twitter user named Tilly shared this top-level romance move: a guy she was talking to on Tinder made a Twitter account especially so he could share pictures of his pasta-making wizardry with her. This is so wholesome. I die.

The account is called “@tillytortellini“. Once again: I DIE.

And this is no dry, ‘splainy pasta instructions, either. This step-by-step asks you to establish a rapport with your pasta dough – before betraying it (gasp!) and assembling an army of tortellini from the fruits of your treachery.

THIS GUY. THE SMOOTHNESS. IT IS UNPARALLELED. HE IS TEFLON.

(Also this one looks like a hand cupping a pasta boob, and therefore crosses the line from “chaste flirtation” into “plausibly deniable sexting” by just a smidge. Masterful stuff.)

Surprising no-one, this shit blew the hell up.

Even Tinder and Twitter are in on the love.

A quick clarification:

Also the guy seems to have suddenly acquired a whole army of wingmen hell-bent on making him look extremely eligible (as if the whole pasta thing wasn’t enough!).

Most importantly: the pasta mastery worked. These guys are goin’ on a DATE.

What can I say. Show a gal how you wrangle your carbs, and she’ll be yours forever.