Oh my lord, a couple just very publicly broke up via Twitter and the entire thread is absolutely friggin’ glorious.
First, meet our star players: @nohidea_, otherwise known as ‘your dad‘, and @youknowlimbo, otherwise known as ‘limbo‘. (I don’t know their real names and nor do I care do at this point.)
Until extremely recently, @nohidea_ and @youknowlimbo were a couple, until @nohidea_, a failed financial advisor-turned-Soundcloud musician, decided to start publicly mouthing off about how others, too, can follow their artistic dreams.
https://twitter.com/nohidea_/status/937505917821526017
Apart from that being flat-out insane financial advice to anyone who doesn’t live in a cardboard box, it turns out that @nohidea_ isn’t actually telling the whole truth, and @youknowlimbo’s parents are paying two thirds of their rent.
And then @nohidea_ posted a receipt as was like, “I paid $500 today what are you doing” and she was like, “Uhhh rent is $2400.”
https://twitter.com/youknowlimbo/status/937555808916725760
they’re not helping at this point. their struggling so that their daughter and boyfriend who makes triple what they do in a month are happy.
somethings not right there.
— limbo (@youknowlimbo) December 4, 2017
https://twitter.com/youknowlimbo/status/937559013075517440
https://twitter.com/nohidea_/status/937559315543498752
https://twitter.com/youknowlimbo/status/937559603922968576
One person asked if these two could take this conversation to their DMs or even to each others’ faces and @youknowlimbo was like, NOPE, he’s locked himself in the spare room.
https://twitter.com/youknowlimbo/status/937559861201481728
So next minute, they broke up, and here @nohidea_ is, STILL TALKING ABOUT IT. So @youknowlimbo comes in to correct him, again.
https://twitter.com/youknowlimbo/status/937561355913084929
FWIW, @youknowlimbo manages to balance her art with an actual, full-time job.
https://twitter.com/youknowlimbo/status/937702423937794048
Honestly, maybe we’re all just a little starved for drama in this mind-numbing existence, but people were absolutely living for this breakup.
honestly u getting dumped 4 this is the highlight of my year so sincerely i say this: thank you
— rain! 🌻 MOVED! (@rainysara) December 4, 2017
Dude drops this on the TL then ends up breaking up w/ his lady in the responses because her parents have been helping him financially. Life comes at you fast. https://t.co/25O2OyTyZL
— April (@ReignOfApril) December 4, 2017
https://twitter.com/overdramatique/status/937796140342366208
You’re gonna want to read this thread, esp the part where he and his girlfriend break up and his now ex girlfriend chimes in about how her parents were paying their rent. https://t.co/GYuDj84LJm
— 🤌🏾 Imani Gandy 👆🏾 (@AngryBlackLady) December 4, 2017
Other people’s shit is just SO good sometimes, you know?