Halloween is tomorrow.
It’s the spookiest holiday of the year, but what you mightn’t know is that it could possibly also be the horniest.
Pornhub have released their ‘Happy Halloween Insights‘, which is basically a bunch of stats on how everyone is whacking off on October 31st.
“Millennials aged 18-34 see an average amount of traffic during the day, but then begins to drop off around 4pm when it’s time to suit-up in costumes,” so they say.
“Millennial traffic dips by 27% around 7pm when trick-or-treating is in full effect and remains below average until Midnight. When the costumes finally come off, traffic shoots 15% above average around 3am.”
Yep, turns out that terrifying creaking noise you hear at 3am is just your housemate having a silky toss.
And what are they watching, exactly?
“Searches for “halloween sex” increase by 3369% above average levels, along with a 2582% increase in “trick or treat” searches and 1981% for “halloween”.
We also see 1925% more interest in “costume fantasy” and 1254% growth in “costume orgy”. Some more creative terms that are popular on Halloween include “dirty maid” and “lesbian witch”.”
Here’s the Halloween Search Term Growth list in full, in all its sinister glory:
costume creampie lol
So there you have it folks. Happy Hallopeen.
Please enjoy this Halloween gif, our gift to you.
