You’d be forgiven for feeling a little randy after watching Game of Thrones.
drogo is proper thicc
The long-running HBO hit packs in an impressive amount of sex scenes. The first ever episode featured a saucy, incestuous dalliance between Cersei and her brother Jamie, and in the years since, we’ve witnessed Daenerys get Drogo’d, Loras pash the head off Renly and Jon Snow stay true to his surname… by plowing Ygritte.
While this season has certainly toned down the amount of horned-up scenes (which, can I just say, makes watching GoT with my parents a far less scarring affair), fans of the show certainly haven’t cooled their jets.
Aussie sex toy company Geeky Sex Toys has gone and moulded a Game of Thrones-inspired dildo called ‘Game of Moans – Long Shaft‘ which looks like this:
The toy is inspired by Longclaw, the Valerian steel sword often found in the capable, muscular hands of Jon Snow himself. It features a 16cm long shaft made of skin-safe silicone attached to a resin handle with a little evil wolf head on the top to really get you barking.
The website’s description of the $110 faux cock does it fair justice:
Have you been dreaming of a long, thick shaft? Than this dildo sword will fulfill your fantasy. You know nothin until you have experienced orgasmic sensations with this dildo sword. The sword’s hilt also allows for maximum penetration and pleasure.
If you can get over the idea of getting fucked by a sword, go ahead and stick ’em with the pointy end.
And remember – fear cuts deeper than swords. Interpret that as you will lol.
