Feeling a bit deflated that it’s only Monday? Reminiscing about Saturday night on House Party? Let me give you something to look forward to – Fitzroy’s Mr West Bar & Bottle Shop are delivering 1.5L ‘bagnums’ of espresso martini & negroni to the doors of Melbourne, Sydney and Brisbane folk.

Let’s talk juicy ingredients. The ‘Espresso Martini Bagnum’ features a blend of Mr Black Coffee Liqueur, Boston Black Cold Drip Coffee, stout and vodka (12 serves ). The ‘Negroni Bagnum’ contains Poor Toms Sydney Dry gin, Campari and blended vermouth (20 serves). Both 1.5L creations are $99.

Boujee goon sacks. We live.

For all you local Melbourne folk, if you order between 12-8PM – for $7.50 flat rate – you can get these blessed sacks of joy delivered to your door within the hour. Check the below ‘gram to see if this applies to you.

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For Brisbane and Sydney folk, you’ll have to wait a smidge longer – 3-10 days depending on where you reside. (Still worth it, in my opinion. Do I need to remind you that it’s 1.5 fucking litres of joy?)

Check out the Good Spirits Espresso Martini Bagnum and Good Sprits Negroni Bagnum store pages to make your deserved purchase.

Mr West also delivers a whole heap of booze. Head on over to the website for further info.

This weekend’s living room session will slap.

Image: Mr West