Americans Apparently Just Found Out What Zooper Doopers Are & They’re Freaking The Fuck Out

There are times when our fine cuisine confuses the rest of the world. Think of every YouTuber who’s tried Vegemite by the spoonful, or people who lose their shit when they first learn what fairy bread is called.

Now, Americans have discovered Zooper Doopers and they’re losing their minds over the name. Uh-oh.

It all started when one Twitter user asked what people from different countries call four different things. I’ll save you having to answer: shopping trolley, bread roll, chips, and Zooper Doopers. Easy, no?

Not so for the Americans who assumed the rest of the world adheres to their frankly boring naming conventions.

It’s no secret that they call a shopping trolley a shopping cart, or that British people refer to these kinds of chips as crisps. However, when it came to the last picture, people seemed to be more surprised than ever.

One by one, Americans started going berserk in the replies over this staple of canteen food and Aussie summers.

https://twitter.com/natlovestommo/status/1272510263611162624

https://twitter.com/turtletheturtl1/status/1272476179367440385

https://twitter.com/nexusplays_/status/1272562656747143168

https://twitter.com/ShawnHoover/status/1272585491058233346

https://twitter.com/helix_alt/status/1272452743760883713

https://twitter.com/frlncult/status/1272454893001826304

https://twitter.com/6ixPistols/status/1272688143217680385

https://twitter.com/luffyshaki1/status/1272689092686426112

Aussies were quick to defend themselves during the saga. Having grown up with Zooper Doopers, it’s kind of hard to see what’s so strange about the name.

https://twitter.com/DeluxeTriple/status/1272683215757574144

Some Aussies even woke up to the ominous news that Zooper Doopers were trending. Thanks for the scare, Americans and your dastardly time zones.

Luckily, our precious Zooper Doopers are safe, for now.

Phew.

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