I believe it was Madonna who put it best when she came out with that banger, American Pie.
Psych, I was talking about Express Yourself, but American Pie is an objectively good tune if you’ve literally never heard another song in your entire life.
The point I’m taking a very long time to make is that life is all about expressing yourself, and we want to know how you do just that.
All you have to do is fill out the super-duper short questionnaire (above), tell us a bit about yourself and you could score a $500 Uber Eats voucher.
I, personally, would use that voucher to express myself the only way I know how: hiding away from society while I burn through $500 worth of takeaway in three days and watching reruns of The Office until I fall asleep.
In reality though, that voucher will go a long way, and if you’re feeling generous, you could even shout your mates to a free night of grub.
The options are endless, truly.
