PEDESTRIAN.TV has teamed up with Red Rooster for their latest pop-up, The Scarlet Hen.

Christ alive, I’m genuinely annoyed that I’ve never heard about chicken waffle cones before.

The silver lining is that at least now I have and I can spend the rest of my days stuffing my face with chicken cones to make up for the years I wasn’t stuffing my face with chicken cones.

A new chicken pop-up, The Scarlet Hen, is coming to take over Sando Bar in Surry Hills on November 6 (that’s a Wednesday for those playing at home), so you might want to start lining up now. Something tells me those free (again,  free) chicken cones aren’t gonna last long at all.

There is a code to get a free chicken waffle cone, so drill this into your brain: WHATHECONE?.

The downside is that The Scarlet Hen will only be open for one day, between 12pm and 3pm, so again, I cannot emphasise enough how much you should take a week off work so you can sleep out the front of the joint and pray no one cuts in front of you.

Here’s the exact location, because that sounds like a detail you’d probably need: Sando Bar, Commonwealth Street, Surry Hills.

Wednesday. November 6. 12pm-3pm.

Don’t forget or you’ll hate yourself for the rest of your life. Y’know, more than you already do.

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