Hey Sydney, Cop Some Free Doughnuts For Yr One True Love On Valentine’s Day

Of course, this one true love is absolutely you and no you don’t have to share these doughnuts with anyone if you don’t want to.

The team from Almond Breeze (ya, the almond milk people) are making sure you “doughnut worry” on Valentine’s Day if you don’t have a valentine. Because they wanna fill that void with doughnuts. Sweet, delicious, carby dough circles.

They’ve teamed up with the folks over at Nútie Donuts to deliver some sweet nothings to Sydney singles who ask very nicely.

The doughnuts are dairy and gluten free, so those with sensitive tums can be in on this treat fest for one.

If you’re going to be like me and quietly fuming over people spending hundreds on dumb flowers for their partners, you may as well do it with a full stomach. Gives you more energy for your active indifference about being alone forever.

May I stress that you totally don’t have to share with anyone. This one’s all yours, baby.

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