It’s hard to think of a more regal treat than that of the humble KFC chip, except mayhaps the golden KFC chippy dipped into a nuclear hot tub of KFC potato and gravy. To dip the golden stick in a vat of its mashed up brethren is a heavenly delight; a culinary ballet on the Bolshoi stage of the tongue. So to claim it as anything next to a holy snack is clearly sacrilege of the most egregious kind, and yet that is exactly what one definitely foolish, possibly deeply mad man has done.

You might recall a couple of months ago the saga of a bizarrely shirtless man – buffoon, if you will – who took to Instagram to burn 16 blocks of precious, rare Caramilk for reasons we’re still not able to fully comprehend.

That man, Bruno Bouchet, has now committed yet another crime against food by crafting a rating of fast food chips so staggeringly ass-about-face that it makes you wonder if it was he, in fact, who has been dipped into the deep fryer.

The former Kyle & Jackie O producer and current self-styled “List King” has taken to social media to lay his rankings bare, a list that appears without any supporting work or reasoning behind it.

Give yourself a hot few minutes to recover from the rage stroke this no-doubt induced, because bloody hell.

There’s a lot to be said here – really, anyone who rates Hungry Jack’s fries as God Tier anything should be committed, and calling Grill’d chips something other than herby foam spears is lying not only to the general public, but to yourself as well.

But honestly, KFC chips in the “Cat Vomit Tier”?

Dude.

Brother.

My man.

Home boy.

Cobber.

Champ.

Soldier.

Digger.

Pal.

Buddy.

My good bitch.

Tiger.

Sport.

Scamp.

Muscles.

Knackers.

Brah.

Bruh.

Bruz.

MATE.

Just what in the living FUCK are you thinking??

Image: Instagram / KFC