PEDESTRIAN.TV has partnered with McDonald’s to pass on the offensively good tidings that they’ve just dropped two new items on their already epic menu. Keep reading to salivate / learn more.
So, after a few minutes of dancing on the spot, salivating profusely and attempting to lower my elevated pulse with measured breathing, I finally feel like I’m ready to string a sentence together. This is a game changer, folks.
Creators of holier-than-holy food stuff McDonald’s have just added two new MASSIVE items to their menu. First up on the block?
… THE CHICKEN BIG MAC.
Yup, it’ll still be the crisp iceberg lettuce, nek-level cheese slices, onions, pickles, sesame seed bun and (of course) McDonald’s special sauce, BUT WITH CHICKEN INSTEAD OF BEEF. This is an entirely new play for them, and honestly, we’re just upset those geniuses didn’t think of it earlier.
MCDONALD’S, WE ARE NOT WORTHY.
While that announcement will probably cause you to lose sleep for a few nights due to aggressively good dreams, the second menu drop will solidify your insomnia status. Introducing the Cheeseburger Flavoured Shaker Fries.
Whack the sachet of flavouring into your shaker bag with chips, shake ’em like a polaroid picture and BAM, you’ve made the best cheeseburger-tasting fries you’ll ever have.
OG Shaker Fries haven’t been around since 2011, but the ~powers that be~ at Macca’s have decided to bring ’em back for a limited time only (thank you and many blessings to your families, big wigs at McDonald’s). Given their rarity, there’s a good chance you’re not aware how damn good they are. Well, just so you can get some perspective, some dude auctioned off a sachet of flavouring + the shaker bag itself back in 2014 and copped $900. They’re that bloody good.
You can get yourself a Chicken Big Mac or Cheeseburger Flavoured Shaker Fries at participating stores from today until July 18, 2017.
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