In some truly horrifying news, McDonald’s China are apparently introducing an Oreo x Spam burger that will be available in stores as of today.
It is currently unclear whether this is a hoax or not, but all signs point to it being real…very, very real.
First spotted by Daniel Ahmad (who posted the find on Twitter), this abomination has now gone viral because quite frankly, it’s repulsive.
McDonalds China is introducing a new Oreo x Spam burger on December 21. There will be 400,000 produced and sold.
(Look, I saw this so you have to see it too. Sorry, that's how it works). pic.twitter.com/QCiog64wAY
— Daniel Ahmad (@ZhugeEX) December 18, 2020
Ahmad discovered the burger on Weibo, which is like China’s version of Twitter. It seems pretty legit, and now I must simply know what Oreo and Spam taste like.
I don’t think I’ve ever tasted Spam, or even know what it is. But a quick google search has told me that it’s canned pork, that is spiced?? Whatever it is, it looks gross.
People in the replies are equally horrified, although some couldn’t help but point out that Americans are also notorious for gross food combos. If anything this is a yank-made atrocity. First of all, McDonald’s comes from the US and so do Oreos and Spam. So technically this your fault, America.
I’m glad the worlds ending then cause humans are disgusting for doing this to Oreos and we don’t deserve to be here pic.twitter.com/LLEE8Fq4IR
— sevenandarmy⁷ ᴮᴱ (@sevenandarmy) December 19, 2020
Hey, if there is a market for it, who am I to judge what people eat. It sounds utterly disgusting, but so does liver paté and it’s a big hit in Denmark. And don’t Americans dip their french fries in milkshakes, or am I just gullible AF?
— ung jeppe (@Jeppebj) December 18, 2020
It isn’t too different from this KFC donuts sandwich sold in US ahahhah pic.twitter.com/eClBBW8T8R
— Jester (@jester_646) December 19, 2020
The other question that I need answered is what is that white stuff? (Don’t you dare say: “That’s what she said”). But seriously, what is it? Could it be like an Oreo cream? or worse, mayo.
is this mayo or oreo cream and which would be worse pic.twitter.com/g5IMMVUcE5
— paige???? (@EldritchPencil) December 19, 2020
I don’t know about you, but something about unnecessary mayo on things makes me want to crawl into a hole and die. I just don’t trust it.
The world is a terrifying place, and I truly hate it here.