Once again, another product has hit the market that I will ignore my lactose intolerance for and that godly product is Mars and Snickers ice cream tubs.
The tubs are available in Coles stores for $10 a pop, which is a small price to pay for a taste of heaven itself.
The Mars tub contains a delicious malt and chocolate fudge ice cream, layered with caramel sauce, caramel fudge pieces and chocolate twirl pieces.
The Snickers tub is filled with a salted caramel and chocolate flavoured ice cream topped with salted caramel sauce, roasted peanuts and chocolate twirl pieces.
You can also buy Mars and Snickers flavoured ice cream bars which are the same thing as the tub, but in bar form. Even better news, the bars are on special for $5 so you better snap those babies up fast.
Apparently Mars and Snickers ice cream has been a thing in other countries like the US and UK for yonks, according to the Daily Mail.
So you mean to tell me, I’ve been eating Paddle Pops like an utter peasant, when I could’ve been eating Mars ice cream, like a King??? The audacity, Mars inc.
But the US have had their own misfortune in the ice cream department. Yes, believe it or not, it wasn’t until a week ago that the US was graced with the delicious ice cream cake, Viennetta. Apparently, the last time the creams were stocked over there, was 30-years ago.
Imagine never having a Viennetta? I have a vivid memory of going to the supermarket at 13 with a friend, splitting the beast straight down the middle and eating it all in one sitting. I then had to lie to my parents later and say I had a stomach ache, when I was just sick from eating that gorgeous-yet-evil cake.
Well your New Year’s resolution plans are probably out the window now, but who fucking cares? It’s Mars and Snickers ice cream for god-sake.
