While the legitimacy of ‘National Doughnut Day’ might be dubious at best (who decrees these days? why do they exist?), I’m willing to let it slide for 30,000 free doughnuts. 29,999 doughnuts? No. But 30,000? Yes.
There is nothing sexual about this. (Image: Krispy Kreme)
On Friday June 2, OG dougnut slingers Krispy Kreme are celebrating this definitely-not-real day by handing out a whole lotta glazed doughnuts at their stores across Australia. It is a beautiful time to be alive.
All doughnuts are the ring to rule them all. (Photo: Krispy Kreme)
It’s a first-come, first-serve basis, so you might need to battle a bit of a line. Each store opens at a different time – look up your closest here. For quick ref, if you live on the Gold Coast, in Brisbane, Perth, Melb or Syd, you’re in luck, pals. One per person, of course – but I have an idea:
(Image: Gipriphic.com)
Maybe not. Anyway, let’s get amped with this supercut of every time doughnuts are mentioned in old school Twin Peaks:
All bow to National Doughnut Day, the best holiday to ever not exist.
Photo: FOX/The Simpsons
