Golden Gaytime Crumbs Have Hit Supermarket Shelves So Go, Now, HURRY

We can think of exactly two brown and crumbly substances known to cause major withdrawals. One’s a Schedule 8 controlled drug. The other: those wondrous biscuity bits encasing Golden Gaytimes.

Thankfully, one of them is now gracing local supermarket shelves. No, the other one.

Golden Gaytime Crumbs are officially heading to Woolworths, Coles, and IGA, a few months after they made their debut at the honest-to-goodness Golden Gaytime Sheds in Sydney and Melbourne.

Yessir, you too will be able to sprinkle that caramelly, crunchy goodness all over what ever the fuck you want. If you need some inspiration, cop a few of the goodies folks created last time around:

It’ll be a limited time only kind of deal, so you best clear your pantry of all non-essentials now in order to make the most of this utter blessing from the ice cream gods. Now, if you’ll excuse us, we need to get our fix.