It feels like we’re inching ever closer to just mainlining black coffee straight into my veins, especially now that I know that I can get a four-litre goon bag filled with the good bean brew. Yep, cask cold filter coffee is a thing, it exists, and it needs to get the fuck into my fridge pronto.
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Sticky summer mornings when I absolutely cannot be fucked to make a coffee and chill it down with ice cubes in a cocktail shaker are behind me now that I can just suckle from a silver sack filled with Mummy’s go-go juice.
As per Broadsheet, Seven Seeds coffee in Melbourne has been doling out the morning-friendly version of the Dapto handbag for the last couple of years, meaning that you can wrap your lips around an ice-cold coffo first thing in the morning, without having to try and remember to do a night-before brew sesh.
A box of the good bean will set you back $40, which might sound a bit steep but think of it as in investment. It holds 20 cups of coffee and will last you a full eight weeks.
Think about it – a cold brew at your local café usually costs about $5, right? That’s $100 for 20 coffos. So the bean brew goon bag is actually saving you a good $60. Sixty bucks! That’s a few rounds of beers or another cask of coffee and a couple of jugs at happy hour. It’s basically paying for itself.
Plus, like all good goon bags, the sack inside can be used as a pillow in dire times, or when you inevitably forget your pillow at a summer camping festival.
You can cop one from Seven Seeds’ online store, and either get her delivered, or pick it up at your local cafe that stocks their fine wares.
