Because people just bloody love putting things up their noses, there’s now a chocolate snuff you can hock up your schnoz. 

Think you love chocolate? Think again, buddy. I don’t see you racking up a line of cocoa powder and exclaiming “whoa that’s some Good Shit”.

The ~perfectly legal~ cacao snuff Coco Loko has been brought onto the market by Legal Lean who, yep, also produces a totally legal version of ‘lean’/purple drank (a codeine-heavy concoction super popular in hip hop circles).

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The chocolate booger sugar is apparently meant to boost your serotonin, endorphin, and euphoria levels, while also helping you focus on whatever the hell it is you’re doing. 

This choccy nosé is meant to make you be real keen on the task at hand, but also give you that rush of adrenaline similar to post-exercise good vibes.

Now it’s obviously not just Nesquik to hoover up your beak, because god we can do that for cheap over here. Coco Loko also has the added bonus of guarana, taurine, ginkgo biloba to really het you up on that energy drink high.

So yeah, it’s like sniffing powdered energy drink and dark chocolate. I think.

‘Coco Loko’ Is A Choc You Can Snort Because Hell Is Empty & The Devils Are Here

Dr. Andrew Lane from the John Hopkins Sinus Centre spoke to the Washington Post about the new trend, how doctors feel about it, and whether it’s potentially a gateway drug to other kinds of nose beers.

“There’s no data, and as far as I can tell, no one’s studied what happens if you inhale chocolate into your nose. When I mention it to people, nobody’s ever heard of it,” he said.

“If you’re going to do drugs, you probably don’t start with chocolate. Certainly this is better than using an illicit drug.”

There you go. Chocco naughty salt. What could possibly go wrong.

Source: Washington Post.
Photo: FOX.