Please, remain calm and practice some steady breathing, because Cadbury is officially bringing back the cult-fave Caramilk from early October.
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We all got very excited when the rumour mill went into bloody overdrive in August, when whispers began that the Caramilk was set to come back into stores, and now we can confirm that it’s happening. It’s actually bloody HAPPENING.
After recognising that it’s the most sought-after choccy in the wider Cadbury family, the choc-lords have agreed to unleash the caramelly block onto supermarket shelves from Wednesday, October 2.
If you cast your mind back to the last time the Caramilk appeared for a short-but-sweet run in early 2018, blocks of the rare treat ended up being piffed on eBay for ridiculous amounts of money. That’s just how fucken bonkers people go for the choc. Absolutely out of their minds for the sacred sweetie.
Cadbury told us that they’ve listened to the loud calls of the Australian people, demanding their precious 90s fave Caramilk to be returned to them, and finally decided to concede and give the people what they want. That’s people power. That’s democracy in action. That’s angry mob justice, if nothing else. And there’s no justice like Angry Mob justice.
You’ll be able to pick up a block of the good stuff (or hoard a whole fuckload of them, for investment purposes) from your local supermarket for $4.80 from Wednesday, October 2, and if you want to play eBay game, Cadbury is slinging a bunch of blocks to raise money for Save The Children through its dedicated eBay store on September 26.
Good luck and godspeed, and praises be to the chocolate gods for giving us back what we truly deserve.
