BWS Now Sells Wine In Cans So You Can Sip Your Vino From A Fkn Tinnie

Wine is delicious but having to lug around a bottle of the stuff can be trés inconvenienté.

everyone needs a wine-toting, floating hand in their life

Not to mention the process of extracting the booze from the bottle. First you’ve gotta find a corkscrew, then a strong arm, then some big-enough wine glasses. It’s an ordeal, is what it is.

Sometimes, you just want to be able to drink your poison out of a can. BWS know this mindset well, and so they’ve released a range of wines in cans.

“As leaders in convenience, BWS is excited to offer customers a wine which is great for taking to BBQs, social gatherings and special events,” reads a press release.

“It also allows the wine lover the chance to experiment and try different wines and varieties across different nights to match food or occasion, without worrying about throwing away half an unused bottle.”

That’s not a problem I’ve personally encountered, but to each their own.

Cans are priced from $5.00 to $8.00 each and are available in singles and four packs of 250mL cans.

Utilising a thing called Vinsafe technology, the cans have a two-year shelf life. You beauty. The full range includes:

Crafters Union Hawke’s Bay Rose

Crafters Union Marlborough Sauvignon Blanc

Crafters Union McLaren Vale Shiraz

Crafters Union Hawke’s Bay Pinot Gris

Le Chat M Pierre Rose (France)

Take it to the Grave Pinot Noir

Take it to the Grave Shiraz

Hootenanny Marlborough Sauvignon Blanc

Elephant in the Room Pinot Noir

Elephant in the Room Chardonnay

Mascareri Prosecco (Italy)

Customers in metro regions across Australia can also take advantage of BWS Express Delivery for the added convenience, with the wine in a can range available to be delivered chilled and ready to enjoy within the hour. Mwah!