ATTN MELB: It’s Your Turn To Nab A Free Smashed Avo Brekkie Tomorrow Mornin’

After the roaring success of Sydney‘s mass-hass giving last week, Melbourne – it’s your turn. Head on down to St ALi  in South Melb from 7.30am tomorrow morning.

Because we haven’t heard enough of how much our ~careless spending~ on frivolous things like FOOD (how fuckin’ dare we want to eat), you can grab yourself a free dastardly smashed avo on toast tomorrow morning on ya way to work, or uni, or the park, or whatever you’re doing, I dunno I’m not your Mum.

The nice folks over at Virgin Mobile have noticed that although it’s apparently millennials’ obsession with avocados that’s stopping us from buying a house, we’ve not given up on the good green stuff – so they wanna sling you some fo’ free.

The people of Redfern were so hungry for smashed avo on toast last Wednesday that Virgin Mobile have upped the ante this week and they’re giving away a ha-yuuge 300 servings of breakfast for all your hungry hump day folk.

Brisbane, stick tight. You’re up next, I promise.