George Calombaris In Scalding Water After Underpaying Staff A Casual $2.6M
Dissed by a rose.
You get a job! You get a job! Everyone gets a job!
You ought to be caffeinated.
"Don't worry, Trump made sure to offend multiple demographics."
The tangents... oh *god*, the tangents.
Rosie O'Donnell, we need you.